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Top ten ways Robert Shearer should have spent the money he (allegedly) stole from SF State

I’m sure you’ve all heard about the big scandal that allegedly happened throughout the seven-year span Robert “Bud” Shearer held the position of director of Environmental Health and Occupational Safety at SF State. He allegedly received bribes from Stephen Cheung, vice president of Chemical HazMat Technologies, in exchange for overpriced waste removal contracts. Pretty much, […]

Two Girls One Problem: Nutella

Today, on Two Girls One Problem, we examine the serious issue of female’s restricting their diets because they are body conscious through the not-so-serious topic of Nutella. These days people are so harshly judged by their outside image, that holding back from enjoying the little things in life has become a hobby. Elissa and Ellie […]

Two Girls One Problem: Periods

Birth control. It’s a godsend for those who want to get down and dirty with their significant others. For others, it’s a way to stay regular and healthy. But let’s not forget that we still are throwing hormones into our bodies every single day, and birth control can have positive and negative effects on your […]

Two Girls One Problem: Boobage

Say hello to the first Two Girls One Problem, where two lady editors of the Golden Gate Xpress will share their feelings on day-to-day girl problems for your enjoyment. But don’t worry these aren’t some sappy girls who want to talk about heavy flows and wide-set vaginas (well, I guess that depends on the time […]